By: Space Kitty
dammit I missed out! But cheers to deborah for bringing the phrase 'knock your dick in the dirt' back into my life. Heh.
View ArticleBy: Kloryne
No, the guy's homeless, I think. His choice of words leaves me speechless. So hard-core. "Thou shalt not covet" is a great idea, I've been trying to think of a snappy comeback for months.
View ArticleBy: afiler
No free Slurpee for me. A couple years ago, all the 7-11s around here changed to Kum & Go. Yes. Really. That's what it's called. The nicknames are even worse. To get a real Slurpee I'd have to...
View ArticleBy: yhbc
Just yell back 'THOU SHALT NOT COVET!" If that doesn't work, get him a free Slurpee* * Even if they are carbonated. I'm so embarrassed, but thank you for the correction, rxrfrx.
View ArticleBy: PurplePorpoise
Kloryne - .but there's this dude down there An employee or some bum? If it was a bum, wonder what his take today was...
View ArticleBy: Kloryne
I want to go down to my local 7-11 and get one, but there's this dude down there, hanging out by the phones, who yells "AVARICE!" at me if I don't give him a dollar. It's very off-putting.
View ArticleBy: wendell
Stroon or Spraw? One of the most vital questions of our time. Why did I choose this comment to get back in the habit of using SpellCheck? Without the Slurpee, we all never would have become accustomed...
View ArticleBy: Mayor Curley
I just remembered that "Slurpee" was a funny word to me and my friends. Because it had the word "pee" in it.
View ArticleBy: jonah
This is a website about brainfreeze. I made a movie at a seven eleven where I asked some people to get brainfreeze. They did, and it wasm awesome!!Except you use a Stroon Stroon -- what a silly, made...
View ArticleBy: raedyn
Don't forget to tap the filled cup down on the counter to remove some of the excess air in the cup. It may not add up to much more Slurpee, but every little bit does add up. - Restlessavenger ps - this...
View ArticleBy: raedyn
According to dreamsign's link, I live in one of the top five Slurpee-consuming cities. And I worked at a convience store that sold Slurpees - well, it wasn't a Sev (as we call 'em around here), so we...
View ArticleBy: Gimpson
The thimble sized 7.11 ouncers aren't enough to get a decent brain-freeze. I must disagree, I gave myself just a bit of a headache sucking down my thimbleful at lunch. I'm just pissed that I didn't...
View ArticleBy: Restlessavenger
If you do go for the free Slurpee today, I suggest the Coke and Cherry combo, half and half, filled to the top of the domed lid and eaten with your Spraw (spoon/straw). Don't forget to tap the filled...
View ArticleBy: joaquim
If you do go for the free Slurpee today, I suggest the Coke and Cherry combo, half and half, filled to the top of the domed lid and eaten with your Spraw (spoon/straw). Except you use a Stroon, not...
View ArticleBy: WinnipegDragon
Emptybowl: Yes, 1/2tsp of the unsweetened variety in the little tiny packets. Basically, it's half a packet, so if you had a big enough blender (a 10 cupper would do it) you could double the whole...
View ArticleBy: melissa may
If you do go for the free Slurpee today, I suggest the Coke and Cherry combo, half and half, filled to the top of the domed lid and eaten with your Spraw (spoon/straw). Why my dear fellow, this is...
View ArticleBy: jikel_morten
But for the world titleholder, customers in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada consume more Slurpee beverages than anywhere else on Earth. Some things just don't make sense. :)
View ArticleBy: deborah
I had a diet Coke Slurpee weekend before last. Turn a Slurpee into an adult beverage by slurping up the first inch or three and top off with spiced rum. Yummm! The best margaritas I've ever had were on...
View ArticleBy: emptybowl
WinnipegDragon, I assume that's 1/2 tsp of UNSWEETENED cherry Kool-Aid mix?
View ArticleBy: paddbear
I remember my home town council almost voting to ban Slurpee's because theywere "unhygenic"--this was back in 1968 or so. Sigh...
View ArticleBy: SteveInMaine
There is a slurpee for adults-- it is spelled Mar Gah Ri Ta! Not. Actually, my latin father-in-law uses ice cubes and shakes them up in a mayonnaise jar. There is no slush involved. They are mui bueno....
View ArticleBy: exparrot
I have a serious jones for all things slurpee. Coca-Cola as the base, cherry as a secondary flavor. Now....(Putting on the grumpy old man voice)... back in my day? You had to tell the guy behind the...
View ArticleBy: Goofyy
7.11 ounces. Sounds perfect to me. I don't need 'supersize'. I also miss 6oz bottles of Coke. No slurpee here. Haven't noticed the Slush Puppies. Maybe when it gets hot, at Christmas.
View ArticleBy: o2b
My high school had a Slush Puppy variant called Vita-Pup. Presumably they added a bunch of vitamin supplements to make it palatable to school purchasers. They were awesome.
View ArticleBy: JoanArkham
Ah, my preferred drink used to be Slurpee mixed with grain alcohol. I, um, don't do that anymore. BTW, the sugar-free Slurpees are much better this summer than they were last summer...they must have...
View ArticleBy: WinnipegDragon
And my friendly hometown is, per capita, the Slurpee champion 4 years in a row! Amazing, considering the fact that we have such cold winters and short summers. Now, how to make a cherry slurpee at...
View ArticleBy: Secret Life of Gravy
There is a slurpee for adults-- it is spelled Mar Gah Ri Ta! (ex- slurpee/Icee/SnoCone addict)
View ArticleBy: jonah
Icees, Slurpees and Slush Puppies all have their own place. Icees are much lighter and have more of a whipped consistancy. The flavor is mild (comparatively) and isn't as sweet as the other two. It's...
View ArticleBy: redsparkler
I could apparently sense the upcoming promotion. That's why I had my first Slurpee in years yesterday.
View ArticleBy: PurplePorpoise
altolinguistic - if one has been sold for every person on earth, who had mine? Some fat kid who has to watch their blood glucose now.
View ArticleBy: fenriq
I like a free Slurpee easily as much as I like a paid for Icee or Slush Puppy. Omiewise, you mean there wasn't quite enough sugar before so they had to put a dollop on top? Nice!
View ArticleBy: davy
They don't have 7-Elevens around here, though various places do sell various frozen sugar drinks. I'd rather have decent bourbon on the rocks anyway.
View ArticleBy: rxrfrx
To set the record straight:Icee is the original carbonated, slushy, semi-frozen sweet drink. Slurpee came several years later, and is also carbonated and smooth-frozen. Slush Puppy is a mixture of tiny...
View ArticleBy: OmieWise
gfrobe writes"I remember spending a whole summer when I was a kid trying to collect all of the white plastic superhero slurpee cups from 7-11. Happy anniversary slurpee. That was a fun summer." I can't...
View ArticleBy: OmieWise
ROU_Xenophobe writes"A sno-cone (or snow cone) is shaved ice with flavored syrup poured onto it. In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, you can get premade sno-cone syrup at Target,...
View ArticleBy: sdrawkcab
Some tips for getting more free Slurpee for your buck: 1. Visit several 7-Elevens (last year I had four freebies). 2. Bring a diabetic friend (crystal lite Slurpees....suck).
View ArticleBy: gfrobe
I remember spending a whole summer when I was a kid trying to collect all of the white plastic superhero slurpee cups from 7-11. Happy anniversary slurpee. That was a fun summer.
View ArticleBy: dsquid
I'd be more impressed if they were giving away 71.1 ounce slurpees. The thimble sized 7.11 ouncers aren't enough to get a decent brain-freeze.
View ArticleBy: dreamsign
if one has been sold for every person on earth, who had mine?I did. (homtown listed there is #1 -- where we would drink em even at 40 below) Another national slurpee promotion. Oh well. Thanks for the...
View ArticleBy: yhbc
Slush Puppies are a different product altogether, and are also vastly inferior to the original Icee Drink. Both S-P's and Slurpee Drinks are non-carbonated and have a consistency resembling little ice...
View ArticleBy: ROU_Xenophobe
A sno-cone (or snow cone) is shaved ice with flavored syrup poured onto it. In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave, you can get premade sno-cone syrup at Target, Wal-Mart, etc. I don't know...
View ArticleBy: PenDevil
We call them Slush Puppies (a rip on Hush Puppies???) and they're only sold at movie houses.
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